Saturday, June 27, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
Family problems?
(Fwd. Mail)
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, " Talking about love marriages?... I'll tell you my story.I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson.Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems.. ? !
:)) :))
Monday, June 1, 2009
Need and Greed
“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed”.
-Mahatma Gandhi
Last wish...!
(Fwd. Mail)
A prisoner was exposed to death penalty so was asked his last wish. “I want to eat mango” answered the prisoner. "But this is not mango-season. we need to wait for 7 months to find you one" anwered the jailor. Now he replied, "Okay, I will wait." :)) :))