HAPPY DUSSEHRA(28/09/2009)

Best Wishes for Sessional Test

for Sessional test (29/09/2009 - 01/10/2009)

Please speak slowly and Politely with kids

A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself," Two plus two, the Son of a bitch is four. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son of a bitch is four?"
"Oh, heavens!" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four.' "

Please speak audibly that the kids can hear your exact words guys

This post is contributed by Raj

Happy Navratri(19.09.2009-27.09.2009)

नवरात्री की शुभकामनायें

Navratri is celebrated all over India with full devotion, joy and passion.
The festival is dedicated to Goddess Shakti and three of her most popular forms– Goddess Durga, Lakshmi and Saraswati – are worshipped during the period (19.09.2009-27.09.2009).

pyar to pyar hai

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn'tmean they don't love you with all they have.
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while theyWere walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped intothe deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled JimOut.When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, sheimmediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she nowconsidered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna thenews she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to respond rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind.The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

:)) :))

This Post is Contributed by Manoj

Charlie bit my finger

From:HDCYT

Mother is God's greatest blessing

My mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment.She cooked for students teachers to support the family.There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me.I was so embarrassed.How could she do this to me?I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out.The next day at school one of my classmates said, EEEE, your mom only has one eye!I wanted to bury myself.I also wanted my mom to just disappear.I confronted her that day and said, If you are only goanna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die?My mom did not respond...I didnot even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger.I was oblivious to her feelings.I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her.So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.
Then, I got married.I bought a house of my own.I had kids of my own.I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts, Then one day, my mother came to visit me.She had not seen me in years and she didnot even meet her grandchildren.When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited.I screamed at her, How dare you come to my house and scare my children! GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!And to this, my mother quietly answered, Oh, I am so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address, and she disappeared out of sight.
One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house.So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip.After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.My neighbors said that she died.I did not shed a single tear.They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have. My dearest son,I think of you all the time. I am sorry that I came to your house and scared your children.I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion.But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you.I am sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up.You know... When you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye.As a mother, I couldnot stand watching you having to grow up with one eye.So I gave you mine.I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye.With all my love to you,Your mother.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Mother is God's greatest blessing to we human beings. Many times we don't understand her feelings and the contributions she makes to bring us up. But she happily accepts everything that comes our way ONLY TO SEE US HAPPY.
This post is contributed by Arvind M. Sheoran

Happy Teacher's Day

Guru Brahma ,Gurur Vishnu, Guru Devo Maheshwaraha

Guru Saakshat Para Brahma,Tasmai Sree Gurave Namaha