"Don't let anyone rob you of your imagination, your creativity, or your curiosity. It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live."
- Mae Jemison
Friday, October 30, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Bol-Chal Band hai
राम(श्याम से)- अरे ये सादा पोस्टकार्ड किसने भेजा है?
श्याम (राम से)- मेरी पत्नी ने।
राम(श्याम से)- लेकिन इस पर कुछ लिखा क्यों नहीं है?
श्याम (राम से)- क्योंकि आजकल हमारे बीच बोलचाल बंद है।
:)) :))
Friday, October 16, 2009
Happy Diwali(17/10/2009)
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki saari duniya dekhte rah jaye.
Happy Diwali to all of you
Friday, October 9, 2009
Can you sell a dead donkey?
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."
Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey.."
The farmer asked: "What ya gonna do with him?"Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot - to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket)
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of a MNC
:)) :))
This Post is contributed by Ashish
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