Saturday, February 27, 2010

Happy Holi(01-03-2010)

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Holi calls to put an end to any hard feelings that might have cropped up during the year. People apply colour and give each other a friends hug as they greet Holi, the tradition is called, 'Holi Milan'. It is strongly believed that even enemies turn friend on the day of Holi.

To enjoy a safe Holi,

• Play Holi only with a group of close friends and relatives as against strangers.

• do not buy synthetic colours and loose powdered dyes. Instead opt for skin friendly vegetable or natural colours.
• apply a thick layer of moisturizer, petroleum jelly or coconut oil on your face and other exposed parts to prevent dyes and colours from coming into direct contact with your skin.
• oil your hair well so that residue from the dyes does not get stuck to your hair and scalp.
• wear clothes with long sleeves and full length bottoms to protect your skin.
• stay away from intoxicants, such as bhang etc.
•Don’t walk alone on the streets on the Holi day. You’ll be a sure target for miscreants.
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Monday, February 22, 2010

Short Term Course on MATLAB

UGC Sponsored Short Term Course on
BASICS & Applications OF MATLAB
(22nd to 26th February, 2010)

Organized By:

Electronics and Communication Engineering Department

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Word Power

Interviewer :Let me check your word Power..
PopatRam :ok Sir .....
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good.
PopatRam: hmmmm..... Bad
Interviewer : Come
PopatRam:Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
PopatRam: Pichlli.
Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?
PopatRam:UGLYYYYYYYYY..
Interviewer : Shut Up.
PopatRam:Keep Talking.
Interviewer : ok now stop these all..
PopatRam:now carry on this all
Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa
PopatRam:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh
Interviewer :Areeee yaaar
PopatRam:areeee dushmannnnnn
Interviewer : Get Out.
PopatRam:Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
PopatRam: Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
PopatRam:I m selected...Thank u thank u sir
:):)

Friday, February 12, 2010