Saturday, March 6, 2010

Great Fact

Know that every thought and word that weakens you in the world is the only evil that exists. Whatever makes man weak and fear is the only evil that should be shunned.The greatest sin is to think yourself weak.I beg you to understand this one fact - no good comes out of the man who day and night thinks he is nobody. If a man day and night thinks he is miserable low and nothing, nothing he becomes... That is the great fact which you ought to remember.
-Swami Vivekananda

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Happy Holi(01-03-2010)

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Holi calls to put an end to any hard feelings that might have cropped up during the year. People apply colour and give each other a friends hug as they greet Holi, the tradition is called, 'Holi Milan'. It is strongly believed that even enemies turn friend on the day of Holi.

To enjoy a safe Holi,

• Play Holi only with a group of close friends and relatives as against strangers.

• do not buy synthetic colours and loose powdered dyes. Instead opt for skin friendly vegetable or natural colours.
• apply a thick layer of moisturizer, petroleum jelly or coconut oil on your face and other exposed parts to prevent dyes and colours from coming into direct contact with your skin.
• oil your hair well so that residue from the dyes does not get stuck to your hair and scalp.
• wear clothes with long sleeves and full length bottoms to protect your skin.
• stay away from intoxicants, such as bhang etc.
•Don’t walk alone on the streets on the Holi day. You’ll be a sure target for miscreants.
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Monday, February 22, 2010

Short Term Course on MATLAB

UGC Sponsored Short Term Course on
BASICS & Applications OF MATLAB
(22nd to 26th February, 2010)

Organized By:

Electronics and Communication Engineering Department

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Word Power

Interviewer :Let me check your word Power..
PopatRam :ok Sir .....
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good.
PopatRam: hmmmm..... Bad
Interviewer : Come
PopatRam:Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
PopatRam: Pichlli.
Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?
PopatRam:UGLYYYYYYYYY..
Interviewer : Shut Up.
PopatRam:Keep Talking.
Interviewer : ok now stop these all..
PopatRam:now carry on this all
Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa
PopatRam:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh
Interviewer :Areeee yaaar
PopatRam:areeee dushmannnnnn
Interviewer : Get Out.
PopatRam:Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
PopatRam: Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
PopatRam:I m selected...Thank u thank u sir
:):)

Friday, February 12, 2010