Chaitra – Navratri(March-April 2009)

नवरात्री की शुभकामनायें

Navratri is celebrated all over India with full devotion, joy and passion.
The festival is dedicated to Goddess Shakti and three of her most popular forms– Goddess Durga, Lakshmi and Saraswati – are worshipped during the period. It begins on the first day of the Chaitra month and ends with Ram Navami (03/04/2009).

Sessional Test

for Sessional test (31/03/2009 - 02/04/2009)

Life at Murthal

Chemical Engineering Students( 2008 Pass out)

University Canteen kee baat he kuchh aur hai :)) :))

Yeh dosti hum nahi todenge :)) :))

Knowledge, Time and Money

Here is the Fwd mail, I want to share....

Knowledge, Time and Money.
It all makes sense now...Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time.
Since: Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge = Work / Time,
and Time = Money, then Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. :)) :))

Waking up to Vote Power

If you aren't voting, you are sleeping, says a campaign by a tea mega-brand.
Why vote you say?
The youth make up a majority of our billion plus population, but how many of us vote? We complain about bad roads, corrupt politicians and unfair reservations, but what are WE doing about it? The first step to resolve these ISSUES is to vote.
For details visit : jaagore.com

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Career Song

Fwd Mail.....

The Indian Career Song - 8 stages

1. When in college : Hum honge kaamyaab, Hum honge kaamyaab ek din.....

2. When giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....

3. Waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayi naaa kuch khabar mere yaar ki...

4. Just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast.....

5. After some time: Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??

6. After some more time: Naa koi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai

7. Floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi...

8. Finally when you don't get a better offer any longer: Jeena Yehaan, marna Yehaan iske siwa Jaana Kahaa..!! :)) :))

ATM of SBI started

An ATM of SBI has started functioning at Campus.

लक्ष्मीजी (Goddess of wealth) मेहरबान है । :)) :))

Farewell Season in Campus

One day we are going to realize how sweet is our campus life. Few days only remaining and i want to enjoy my life a lot. Lets dont care about anything, like internals, etc. Dont let few more days go waste , enjoy to the vertical limit. :)) :))

Funny Matrimonial Ads

Here is the fwd mail I want to share:

Funny Matrimonial Ads

Fisherman: Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motor boat.

Salesman: Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!

Economist: I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest.

Mathematician: Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit.

IT Consultant: Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue.

Business Man: Wife wanted for company.

Politician: I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society................. (etc etc and never getting to the point)

Car Dealer: Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.

Farmer: Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading.

Lawyer: I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on our part of any kind whatsoever.

Pilot: Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!

Banker : Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

Accountant: Required a girl - 5'8". She must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She should profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.

Sharabi (Drinker): Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round. Friends come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar(home). Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample.

Mini Cab Driver: Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I'm calling from base, erm a wife is needed for pick me up. Driving license not necessary, but maps reading skills are a bonus.

Builder: Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up.

Doctor: I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.

Army Commando: My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares wins. Camouflage provided.

Race Car Driver: A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace!

Astronaut: I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!

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Now if Teacher will give Matrimonial Ad. what he will say: I'm searching for a wife to listen me always. Must be disciplined and complete all assignments in time. Never complain about anything . Really Teacher is smartest among all. :)) :))

Annual Athletics & Sports Meet 2009

Day 1
Schedule of programme on 20-03-2009

08:00 AM Assembly of athletes
08:15 AM Arrival of Chief Guest
08:30 AM Welcome of Chief guest
08:45 AM Opening Ceremony by Chief Guest and Oath
09:00 AM 100 Mts. (Heat Boys)
09:30 AM 100 Mts. (Heat Girls)
09:50 AM Shot Put (Boys)
10:00 AM Shot Put (Teaching)
10:30 AM Shot Put (Girls)
10:35 AM 1500 Mts. (Boys)
11:00 AM 1500 Mts. (Girls)
11:05 AM Javelin Throw (Boys)
11:20 AM Triple Jump (Girls)
11:40 AM Triple Jump (Boys)
11:55 AM Javelin Throw (Girls)

03:00 PM 400 Mts. (Girls)
03:20 PM 400 Mts. (Boys)
03:30 PM Discuss Throw (Girls)
03:40 PM High Jump (Boys)
04:00 PM 800 Mts. (Girls)
04:05 PM Non-Teaching Race 200 Mts.
04:10 PM Teaching Race 200 Mts.
04:15 PM Discuss Throw (Boys)
04:30 PM High Jump (Girls)
04:45 PM 800 Mts. (Boys)
05:00 PM 4*400 Mts. (Girls)
05:30 PM 4*400 Mts. (Boys)
06:00 PM 3000 Mts. (Girls)
06:45 PM 3000 Mts. (Boys)

Day 2
Schedule of programme on 21-03-09

07:00 AM 5000 Mts. (Girls)
07:45 AM 5000 Mts. (Boys)
08:00 AM Long Jump (Girls)
08:30 AM Long Jump (Boys)
09:00 AM 200 Mts. (Girls)
09:30 AM 200 Mts. (Boys)
10:00 AM Hammer Throw (boys)

03:00 PM Arrival of Chief Guest
03:00 PM Welcome of Chief Guest
03:30 PM Children Race (Age Below 6)
03:45 PM Children Race (Age 6 to 12)
04:15 PM 4*100 Mts. (Boys)
04:30 PM 4*100 Mts. (Girls)
04:30 PM Tug of War
04:45 PM 2 K.M. Cycling Race for Campus Children (below 12 years)
04:45 PM Obstacles Race
05:00 PM Musical Chair (Ladies & Gents)
05:30 PM Annual Sports Report
05:40 PM Prize Distribution
06:30 PM Vote of Thanks
06:45 PM Closing Ceremony (Removal of Flag /National Anthem)
06:50 PM Tea

This post is contributed by Neeraj Ahlawat(3 rd year chemical)

Order and Chaos

Is there any discernible pattern in this figure? (from http://www.mathpuzzle.com/)

What distinguishes order from chaos? In one word, symmetry. Symmetry implies predictability. Symmetry implies a lower energy configuration of the constituent units. Symmetry implies stability. However, stability and lower energy configuration are relative terms, and only stay true as long as the reference is to complete chaos.

Thus, to understand order, one needs to understand symmetry at the most basic stable level of organization in this universe - the atom and the molecule. There are structures at sub-atomic levels, of course, but we need not worry about those here for the most part.

Contrary to what most people might think, the atoms are not generally isotropic in their structures or properties. Atomic orbitals come in different shapes and sizes (see here). The other constraint to take into account while calculating atomic interactions (that produce symmetry configurations), is the nature of space. Only three directions in space are independent of each other (Cartesian geometry - expanded). How many freedoms does that leave the atoms (or any other unit) with, in order to form an inter-atomic structure?

[By the way, do read the life and works of René Descartes (1596-1650), after whom the Cartesian co-ordinates are named - his genius cannot be truly appreciated until you read his original and complete works, such as the nature of things.]Surprisingly, although atoms can aggregate in a vast number of ways to form molecules (each new atom added changes the molecule), molecules can only aggregate in a fixed number of ways to form crystals (as do pure elements when solidified through crystallization). In three dimensions, there are only 14 shapes that a unit cell of a crystal can order itself in - these are called Bravais Lattices.

Posted by Dr.Brijnandan S. Dehiya (Asstt. Professor in Chemical Engineering )

Haryanvi Humour

Ek pheri nu hoya ke ek cycle walle ne ek budhiya mein cycle bhida di.
Budhiya bolli,"Re oot tu itni badi badi mooch ley rya se, tanne sharam ni aundhi mere takkar mar di?"
Cycle walla chora bolya,"Kyun tai moochhan mein ke brake laag ri se?"

:)) :))

Love

Love is a feeling, marriage is a contract, and relationships are work.

- Lori Gordon

Happy Holi

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Holi calls to put an end to any hard feelings that might have cropped up during the year. People apply colour and give each other a friends hug as they greet Holi, the tradition is called, 'Holi Milan'. It is strongly believed that even enemies turn friend on the day of Holi.

To enjoy a safe Holi,

• Play Holi only with a group of close friends and relatives as against strangers.

• do not buy synthetic colours and loose powdered dyes. Instead opt for skin friendly vegetable or natural colours.
• apply a thick layer of moisturizer, petroleum jelly or coconut oil on your face and other exposed parts to prevent dyes and colours from coming into direct contact with your skin.
• oil your hair well so that residue from the dyes does not get stuck to your hair and scalp.
• wear clothes with long sleeves and full length bottoms to protect your skin.
• stay away from intoxicants, such as bhang etc.
•Don’t walk alone on the streets on the Holi day. You’ll be a sure target for miscreants.
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Alumni Meet

The Alumni Meet will be held on 22nd March,2009 in day time. You are invited along with family.
For details about meet please visit dcrust alumni website : dcrustalumni.org

Paper in ASME journal

Today I visited Mr. Suresh Verma ( Faculty, Mech. Engg.) Blog. His research paper"Analysis of multi-recess hydrostatic journal bearing operating with micropolar lubricant " is published in ASME journal . URL: http://link.aip.org/link/?JTQ/131/021103 .......great .

Alumini and Campus Life

Today some alumini's (Chemical Engg.) visited the campus for personal work. They also interacted with chemical engineering students and shared their views on industrial/professional environment. It was a nice interaction. They were also missing campus life.

This post is contributed by- Amit (3 rd year Chemical)

Help the Needy

Teacher : We should always help the needy.

Student : But, in exam when my friend wants to help me you don't allow him.Why?

:))

Talk on Institutional Social Responsibility

Dr. Sneha, Manager CSR JSL Limited and Secretary ARK foundation ( an NGO) will deliver a talk on "Institutional Social Responsibility" on 05.03.2009 at 10.00 am in the Seminar Hall of the University.

Talk on Rolling Stock Technology

Er. Arun Kumar, Dy. Chief Electrical Engineer, Metro Rail Corporation will deliver a talk on "Rolling Stock Technology" on 05.03.2009 at 11.50 am in the Seminar Hall of the University.

PTM(Chemical Engineering Department)

Today Parent-Teacher Meeting was held in Seminar Hall. Parents interacted with Faculty and gave their feedback.

What students say about this meeting:

The parent teacher meeting was a great success. My parents liked this session of interaction between the teachers and parents. Morever, all kind of suggestions from the parents side were accepted . The best thing of the meet was the individual interaction of the parents with each and every teacher.
- Akansha

Parent-Teacher meeting must be held in every semester so that our parents can know about their children that how they are performing in the class.- Babita

Marketing Concepts

Here is the Fwd. mail...I want to share.....
A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich."Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see agorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her andpointing at you says: "He's very rich."Marry him." -That's Advertising"
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and get her telephone number. The next day, youcall and say: "Hi, I'm very rich."Marry me - That's Telemarketing"
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get upand straighten your tie, youwalk up to her and pourher a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride andthen say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walksup to you and says:"You are very rich!"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition"
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives youa nice hard slap on your face. -"That's Customer Feedback"
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And sheintroduces you to her husband. -"That's demand and supply gap"
8. You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up toher and before you say anything, another person comeand tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and shegoes with him -"That's competition eating into your market share"
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" yourwife arrives. -"That's restriction for entering new markets"
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Very smart guy. ......:))))))))))))))))
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