Haryanvi Humour

Ek pheri nu hoya ke ek cycle walle ne ek budhiya mein cycle bhida di.
Budhiya bolli,"Re oot tu itni badi badi mooch ley rya se, tanne sharam ni aundhi mere takkar mar di?"
Cycle walla chora bolya,"Kyun tai moochhan mein ke brake laag ri se?"

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